Jhuan's Greatest Quotes

Professional hermit and feeble visionary Jhuan Onjiyan

JHUAN:

".......It’s just that Ribeana and Ryvita are quite quite different from each other you see. One would hardly be a worthy replacement of the other."

".... I was trying out a new idea for a radio prank show called ‘Tranny Tantrums’."

"........then you’d hear me running away and giggling all out of breath"

".....It became a bit of a catch phrase for a while. “GOT ANY BOLLOCKS LOVE??!”


".......I call it Saint Anus’s Pork Orphanage. It’s a large dilapidated warehouse near where I live, that I’ve converted into a giant play room for kids and pigs whose lives have been affected by the evils of the pork industry."


"I realised that if you stick a bunch of orphans in a warehouse it becomes an orphanage."

"......Plus, their parents will probably die from the crippling grief of having their kids nicked anyway, so we’re all winners at the end of the day."


".....Laters chief."