Thoughts on Church.

Charlotte Church has that bubbly, big titted charm that says "spunk on my tits". I get the feeling with her its impossible to not spunk on her tits. U could have a wank in the bathroom, and the spunk would find its way to her jiggling cleavage in the kitchen.

My only reservation is her Welshness. I imagine her vag has a full sweat on at all times, and has clumps of dried mud in the creases like a rugby players boot studs.

Still, id love to pop her into a corset and paddle the sweet christ out of her juicy wanton arse. (then come over her tits)