Move over dogs bollocks....

"The Pus!"
A new exclamation term with dazzling syllabic efficiency for those with lisps or semi conscious.

Eg: "Check out my all beige Winnebago....its the pus!"

Pissbook/Facepiss

Facebook can be like pissing on a rock. The rock doesnt care, and you are only entertained by the splashback and the smell of invisible onions.

This Justin

Id struggle not to rape Beiber if i was his cell mate. And im really really against rape.
He has a Emma Watson look about him. But Emma is too boyish looking for me.

If he wore a nappy and i was wearing a giant cat outfit, id happily sit on his face as he slept. I imagine his face to be very comfy, and his slow suffocation only adding to the warm feeling of inner contentment. He is what young lesbians would look like if they werent so distorted with rage and hostility.