Carry On Tits and a Chimp

Food??? Good!???

Courtesy of the ceiling in the 'goods lift'.

Papa Giovanni Paolo II.............arrivederci.

"Chuffed"

Some time last year, or maybe it was the year before, we all mourned the loss of a great pope, maybe the bestest pope ever. John Paul II. Or Papa Giovanni Paolo as his mates called him.
But he was actually born Karol Jozef Wojtyla coz he must of been a jew or somthing.

Myself and others celebrated his life and his demise with a heartfelt public display of affection and whimsical apathy by collaberating on a large colourful banner that summed up the spirit of our nation and the crippling sadness that ripped into each and every one of our souls, munching up the last crumbs of humanity that dwelled somwhere in our nether regions, we produced a timless piece of iconic memoria . A effortless trumph of expression, as simplistic as it was easy to do..........















Above the word PENIS, is the banner that exclaims "CIAO PAOLO!" (Cannot be seen due to windy conditions).

A spokesman for the pope would of said "John would of been well chuffed with that"
And chuffed he was.

Derren Brown

"Me put bag on head"
















"Please......walk on my face"
















"Errrrr, let me guess...............You're thinking of......... a RABBIT!?"
"Yea, a rabbit, thats what you're thinking of"












"YES YOU BLOODY ARE"
"LISTEN SUNSHINE, IM A BLOODY MIND READER!"
"WHY YOU GOTTA LIE FOR??!"
"YOU KNOW YOU'RE THINKING OF A BUNNY RABBIT"
"COME ON THEN! YOU WANT SOME DO YA!?"
"YOU WANT A SMACK IN DA MOUTH!?"
"YEA! COME ON THEN YOU FUCKIN MUG!"
"U WANT SOME DO YA!"
"COME ON THEN U PUSSY KLART!!!"
" FUKIN BUMBARASS! RASTAKLART!!"
"YEA! YA MUMS A BUNNY RABBIT"
"YES SHE IS"
YOUR MUM IS A MIDGET WRESTLER"
"NAH MATE....YOUR MUM IS!"
"YOU KNOW SHE IS"......................

Flip Flops

Need I say more?













Probably.

Hollywood hates Corbett!

No even your mates like you.

Los Nuevos Pecados (The New Sins)

La Belleza (Beauty)

La Ambicion (Ambition)

La Esperanza (Hope)

El Conocimiento (Knowledge)

DEUTORONOMY 25:4

Do not muzzle an ox while it is treading out the grain.

"Nice to see ya!" ???

Nice to see ya, to see ya nice.

NO!!!
NOT YOU CORBET!
I AINT HAPPY TO SEE YOUR MIDGET FACE AT ALL!!
SO I DONT KNOW WHY YOUR SMILING YOU LITTLE PECK!


What are you...3 foot tall and 6 feet wide?? Just look at the size of your head!!
SORT IT OUT CORBET!!!

tits.

tits
Originally uploaded by Miguel Vahaio Rodriguez.

Go on my son, 'ave a good feel, thats it.

Food Is Good.

just ask Peteyaidscock!

Food good.

Uri's poo shame

Uri Gellar uses his mind powers to make small children rub shit in their eyes.

Below top, a photo of Uri holding his 'lucky golden easter bunny' shite, that he believes gives him the power of mind reading, spoon bending and his now infamous "shit in eyes is good" party tricks.
And bottom, the reaction of a child fisherman when told he/she would never see his mother again due to kidnap and such.