Jhuan Onjhyian : The Lost Interview

An Audience with.... Jhuan Onyhjian, scheduled to be broadcast in a special 1978 one-off Christmas special was meant to be a rare and unique glimpse into the mind of long time unknown cult artist Jhuan Onjyhian, member of the prolific greasing trio, the JUSTFORDAFUCOFITITS.
All past attempts to snare this non-eccentric, who aquired a small if not negligible following due to his barely humorus nonsensical rants involving Pot Noodle, pig and goat meats, and the extinct supermarket chain Bejams, fell at the first hurdle based on a total and absolute lack of interest.

The traditional 'Audience with....' format comprising of a one hour live show conducted on stage in front of an large public audience, was greeted with mumbling hostilities by Jhuan. Who agreed to the interview only if he could bring along his trusted companian Jefhinda "filing cabinet" Manpreet. (seen standing behind Jhuan throughout the interview).
A second request was that the audience was to be made up of a singular rastafarian, and the interview be held in a very white room at a secret banal location.
Foolishly all demands were met, and Jhuan Onjhyian, speaking in a pathetic cornish accent, spoke firstly about a dual-cocked girlfriend and wrestler Macho-man Randy Savage.
All seemed to be going well until the mood turned ugly, Jhuan accusing the interviewer of resembling Munkian from Thunder Cats and then coughing for several minutes.

As shown in the stills above, Jhuan seemed to spend the vast majority of the interview aggresivly pointing his infamously soft fingers outwards in a bizarrely threatening manner.
The filming was forced to stop as Jhuan began to cry, sometimes reaching an almost erotic hysteria.

The show was replaced by re-runs of the 1986 Challenger Shuttle disaster.